Mr. Penis’ Defense Attorney has decided to pull a move straight out of Mortal Kombat, dramatically extracting his heart after Mr. Penis, against all odds, decides to continue speaking and making a scene in the courtroom. This audacious action has left everyone stunned and questioning the integrity of the trial itself.
I’m uncertain about what this means for the remaining proceedings, considering that Mr. Penis no longer possesses a heart in a literal sense, but it’s hard to say how much it will truly impact the trial, especially given the fact that he lacked any metaphorical heart to begin with, evidenced by his shocking negligence that resulted in a puppy tragically dying on his watch.
Honestly, I can’t believe you would stoop so low, Mr. Penis! How could you allow such a thing to happen? It’s beyond comprehension.
