Dog Killer Goes To Trial

The time has come for Mr. Penis, the guy who let a blind dog loose in his backyard with a hole in the fence unsupervised because he was too busy cranking 90s with his Fortnite girlfriend, to be taken to trial for this tragic event.

He is facing charges for animal cruelty, animal abuse, neglect, endangerment, abandonment, and murder.
The Plaintiff is no other than the late puppy’s old adoptive mother, who took the dog and his 2 siblings into her home when she found them on the side of the road, cold and on the brink of death.
She couldn’t take care of them anymore, so she went looking for good homes to care for them, and Mr. Penis said he was a great choice.

2 weeks later the puppy was gone, found by someone else, and executed due to Mr. Penis’ neglect.

Btw you’re not nonchalant Mr. Penis, we can see the fear behind your closed eyes and grinning face.

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