The Penis Files

Everything was on fire! The courtroom was in chaos, papers turned to ash midair, and the jury scrambled for cover. […]

I don’t even know what to say, the gorilla was watching the trial through the door window, and he took

That’s really cool man, we didn’t need to know that. It’s been 13 days since the start of 2025, and

After the judge sentenced him guilty, the defendant stood up, faced the jury, and started throwing gang signs. You’d think

After proclaiming that he’s about to unleash an absolutely massive bathroom emergency—think soul-crushing, leg-shaking, and a tightness that could rival

In a bizarre courtroom twist, Mr. Penis’ Defense Attorney channels his inner fighter, extracting his client’s heart in a shocking move! As the trial unfolds, questions arise: Did Mr. Penis ever have a heart, especially after letting a puppy perish? This outrageous scenario leaves us eager to see how the trial progresses.

Jake Gyllenhaal’s a judge now?

During the trial, Mr. Penis thought it would be an amazing idea to sleep while the grieving adoptive mother of

Mr. Penis strikes for the first time…